Haven't Stopped Screaming All Night

Have no voice
  1. @bware427 @katiesham are ANGELS AND WE ARE BEST FRIENDS
    Here they are already analyzing texts like 👑
  2. And we WOULD BE HAVING A SLEEPOVER IF @katiesham didn't have sweet pippa at home
    Who I call the PIPS now. This is pippa, I stole this glamour shot from @katiesham's Instagram it's all casual and fine!!
  3. @bware427 can't parallel park but I can!! And I'm horrible at naps but she's great at them!!! We will be driving everywhere!!!!
    I meant maps but I was keysmashing so hard!! @bware427 is also good AF at naps!!
  4. We know all the same people!
    Suggested by   @bware427
  5. It's so weird but I went to college with @bware427's cheerleader BFF from high school and @katiesham knows my sister???!!!!! LIKE?!?
  6. So basically we are forming a tiny little ladies community and we will never stop screaming again!!!!
  7. @katiesham ALSO HAD CHILDHOOD ASTHMA? Stop?
  8. Our love of cursing, but never in front of our mothers.
    Suggested by   @katiesham
  9. We all have brothers we love so much and love hating on too
  10. @katiesham and I never watched outlander bc we were too busy talking 😔
  11. @bware427 is so so so so sweet in person and we are planning our next meeting we are literally shutting this place down.
    Photobombed by the bartender who took our picture later so I think she wants to befriend us all too 💁🏻(p.s. @katiesham thinks she is having her purse stolen here 😆).
  12. 😇😇😇😇😇😇
    We just forced a bartender to take this.
  13. I went to Trader Joes and bought a bunch of wine and cheese and crackers because @katiesham and I were meeting at my apartment first.
    As soon as she told me she knew my sister, I was like HERE ARE MY HOUSE KEYS. (I wasn't mom!! We established no one was cat fishing first!!)
  14. So we ate goat cheese on my couch and talked a mile a minute and kept clutching each other's arms because @katiesham kept saying things
    And I was like "stop. I do those things? I love those things?!? ME TOO?!?" (Like texting 12 texts at a time, hiking in N. Georgia, loving dogs and hating cats, watching the XFiles, matte lips, being obsessed with Bones in 2008, hating on Tinder, etc. etc.) (My Favorite Episodes of the X-files)
  15. And then we realized we were going to be late to see @mallofamanda and everyone else at the Atlanta meet up
  16. So we scrambled out of there and @katiesham navigated and I drove and we listened to Tori Amos and it was PERFECT.
  17. I forgot myself and when @bware427 got there I launched myself at her yelling my head off about the princess diaries and then apologized when I realized I was literally holding her hand
    And she was like "it's fine we're bffs now"
  18. When we got back home at 12:30 after screaming with @bware427 for 3 hours, I tried to send @katiesham home with a bottle of Advil and she made me keep her plate with cookies on it (happily I did this)
    So we had a real tense MOM OFF
  19. And then @bware427 texted us to say she's gotten home and sent the crying emoji
  20. And we all felt it.
  21. 😍😭😍😭