How I've Described Myself to Other People:

  1. A nerd with a process
  2. A hardened spinster
  3. A small meatball
  4. A simple woman
  5. A knitting enthusiast
  6. A ball of neuroses
  7. A fancy lady
  8. A maudlin brain
  9. A feelings sprinkler
  10. A nun
  11. A nostalgia machine