I Tried to Avoid Dissolving Into a Puddle of Tears Today at Work By:
- •Putting my phone on airplane mode ✈️
- •Listening to Angel Haze 💥
- •Eating cereal for lunch. Special K with Strawberries 🍓
- •Wearing fancy tights with polka dots ⚫️The run represents my emotions.
- •Making an inappropriate joke about a hair shirt that was only understood by 1/5 coworkers. 👨🏻2/5 thought it was about Burt Reynolds. The self-labeled "lapsed Catholic" got it.
- •Going to the ladies room many times for a 5 minute time out. ⏳Ours are like small rooms so once you're in, you're safe. Put the lid down and chill.
- •Locking my phone in my desk drawer because I know me. 📱