I Will Host Your Party
Inspired by @annalara
- •I loved Anna Lara's list on hosting parties so much because it is #relatable and also #me.
- •I'm an introvert! But I hate when people are uncomfortable!
- •If it would make your crotchety aunt smile, I would do a tap dance routine into the kitchen to refill her punch glass!!She can choose any Shirley Temple song she wants, I know them all.
- •So I had to comment on the list
- •And then I took a second look at that comment🕙🕕🕚 👀
- •And realized that one, it is PEAK Anna.It's the comment the aliens will use to clone me when they take over our planet.
- •And two, why DON'T I just host parties so people can come admire my cheeseboard, use my cloth napkins I ironed, and then leave my home after 15 minutes?Because I want you to appreciate how good I am at hosting but I also want to be alone with sweatpants on watching the X Files so.
- •My emoji ornaments really did kill though.67 Instagram likes? That cheeseboard is paying for itself now! In social currency.