I Will Host Your Party

Inspired by @annalara
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    I loved Anna Lara's list on hosting parties so much because it is #relatable and also #me.
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    I'm an introvert! But I hate when people are uncomfortable!
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    If it would make your crotchety aunt smile, I would do a tap dance routine into the kitchen to refill her punch glass!!
    She can choose any Shirley Temple song she wants, I know them all.
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    So I had to comment on the list
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    And then I took a second look at that comment๐Ÿ•™๐Ÿ••๐Ÿ•š ๐Ÿ‘€
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    And realized that one, it is PEAK Anna.
    It's the comment the aliens will use to clone me when they take over our planet.
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    And two, why DON'T I just host parties so people can come admire my cheeseboard, use my cloth napkins I ironed, and then leave my home after 15 minutes?
    Because I want you to appreciate how good I am at hosting but I also want to be alone with sweatpants on watching the X Files so.
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    My emoji ornaments really did kill though.
    67 Instagram likes? That cheeseboard is paying for itself now! In social currency.