The One Time Jrr Tolkien Put Everyone on Blast

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    What do you fear?
    (Shhhh here's a secret I never finished reading these books)
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    But that quote is REAL. And in one of my commonplace notebooks.
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    Here's another secret:
    My most popular tweet EVER was the time I tweeted about Helene Hanff putting Tolkien on blast in her book "Underfoot in Show Business".
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    Let's do a tight zoom on Helene's exquisite roast.
    "I hope I'm spelling his name wrong" -HπŸ’…πŸΌlπŸ’…πŸΌnπŸ’…πŸΌ. Helene my hero, you are.
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    Tighter
    MENTAL TORTURE : $40. She just killed him. She draaaaaaagged that man as @katiesham would say.
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    Now receipts for the tweet's popularity.
    πŸ™†πŸ»πŸ™‹πŸ»I need you all to know how successful I am on the Internet. I am 45 retweets successful.
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    This list could also be called:
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    FOR I HAVE FOUND MYSELF IN THE NICHE CORNER AND LO, IT IS MY HOME.
    My burrow? God Anna don't make LOTR references when you won't read the books.
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    (Before any LOTR fans come, I think you're great. I just couldn't do it. We all contain multitudes.) πŸŒ³πŸŒ³πŸ€πŸŒΏπŸƒπŸ’πŸΈπŸ›πŸ²πŸŠπŸπŸ‰πŸπŸˆπŸŽπŸš›πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¦πŸ”‹
    These are green because I think the Shire is green. Don't tell me if it's not.
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    πŸ’š
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    Anna
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    Here's one last secret πŸ’Œ
    I'm posting this list because I need to distract myself from how much I'm crying over @nathanveshecco writing me my very own list. (https://li.st/l/4tPZhTFlmUV9EcidJSUgiI)
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    Your Frodo still crying in the Shire πŸ’š,
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    Anna