What I Did When It Was My Turn for the Valet

I went to a nice restaurant tonight and completely lost all cool in the parking lot.
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    Pulled up to the valet stand
    Be cool, be cool.
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    Put my car in park
    No, wait.
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    Put my car back in drive
    Yeah that's better.
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    Turned my car off
    Shit. Why did I just turn my car off???
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    Rolled down the window
    OH my GOD wrong button.
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    Yelled "I'm trying!" through the open window
    It's really important that Quincy the valet guy knows I'm not a total puff head and I'm genuinely trying but everything is falling apart!!!!!! I will never leave this car!!!
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    Rolled up the window
    Ok get back on track.
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    Turned my car back on
    Yup, whole point of valet is to drive the car to a second location.
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    Locked the door when I was trying to unlock it
    Dammit Anna.
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    Unlocked the door
    Okay now we're doing it.
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    Opened the door
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    Exited the car
    Ears burning.
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