What I Did When It Was My Turn for the Valet
I went to a nice restaurant tonight and completely lost all cool in the parking lot.
- •Pulled up to the valet standBe cool, be cool.
- •Put my car in parkNo, wait.
- •Put my car back in driveYeah that's better.
- •Turned my car offShit. Why did I just turn my car off???
- •Rolled down the windowOH my GOD wrong button.
- •Yelled "I'm trying!" through the open windowIt's really important that Quincy the valet guy knows I'm not a total puff head and I'm genuinely trying but everything is falling apart!!!!!! I will never leave this car!!!
- •Rolled up the windowOk get back on track.
- •Turned my car back onYup, whole point of valet is to drive the car to a second location.
- •Locked the door when I was trying to unlock itDammit Anna.
- •Unlocked the doorOkay now we're doing it.
- •Opened the doorFreedom.
- •Exited the carEars burning.