WAYS IN WHICH I HAVE FLIRTED WITH BOYS

  1. Bounced a basketball off my chest repeatedly towards a group of boys during lunch in 8th grade
  2. Wore Princess Leia buns to school every day for a solid few weeks as to impress one boy and I had never seen Star Wars
  3. Held a sleeping boys hand in 1st grade and when he called me out on it, I aggressively denied it
  4. Just commented on how my current boyfriend is "showing a lot of leg"