QUESTIONS I ASK MYSELF AT PARTIES

  1. Where should I stand?
  2. If I talk to the only person I know the entire time, will that be perceived as clingy?
  3. Do I even care if anyone thinks I'm clingy?
  4. Is this my cup or someone else's?
  5. Is it hot in here or is that just me?
  6. How early can I politely leave?
  7. Why do people like these kinds of events?
  8. Am I overthinking this whole situation?
  9. How often can I go to the bathroom?
  10. Followed up by: how long can I stay in the bathroom?
  11. Can everyone tell I'm uncomfortable?
  12. Can I leave now?