THOUGHTS ABOUT THE UPCOMING BACHELORETTE FINALE

  1. JoJo has finally narrowed it down to 2 of her suitors.
  2. First, we have Jordan.
  3. He's been the frontrunner since the very first night, which ~definitely~ has nothing to do with his famous brother.
  4. His hair is either super cool or super gross. I can't tell. Hopefully JoJo can.
  5. He seems sorta sketchy. She has interrogated him several times about past relationships and every time he manages to pass the test so either he's clean or a good liar.
  6. Also, he went to my high school. Go Vikings.
  7. Next, we have Not-Jordan.
  8. He's not Jordan.
  9. This concludes my analysis.
  10. May the least terrible man win.