Careers I'd Pursue If Money Wasn't An Option
Or, you know... relevant experience...
- •OPI Polish NamerI'm creative and I love their polish.
- •Cracker Barrel Decor BuyerBuying rusty farm implements and old detergent boxes for the walls of Cracker Barrel. Someone is doing this. Why not me?
- •Professional SpeakerI could do conferences, tradeshows... just - pay me to shoot the shit.
- •Stand Up ComedianPay me to shoot funnier shit.
- •Animal Shelter VolunteerPetting animals for fun and no profit.
- •Party PlannerOnly, no weddings or kid parties.
- •Grocery List MakerI make killer grocery lists. Organized by store layout.
- •Television HostEither a talk show or a how-to of some kind.
- •Think Tank ConsultantBrainstorming, making it rain.
- •HousewifeJust long enough for me to get the place on order.
- •LawyerBecause I think I could.