Four Hours in Miami

Layover: A Love Story
  1. A stuffed octopus
    He's coming with me to Iowa. I bought him.
  2. Four different pregnancy tests
    Most airports have ZERO.
  3. Jamaican Football Players
    I have a special spot in my heart for Jamaica. I was conceived there.
  4. Unfortunate shirt choice
    He and his pals had Polish passports, but... really?
  5. Los Libros Basura
    I don't speak Spanish, but I think that means "trashy books".
  6. Hat Man
    Faux Guy Fieri up top, sad pony in the back.