Four Hours in Miami
Layover: A Love Story
- •A stuffed octopusHe's coming with me to Iowa. I bought him.
- •Four different pregnancy testsMost airports have ZERO.
- •Jamaican Football PlayersI have a special spot in my heart for Jamaica. I was conceived there.
- •Unfortunate shirt choiceHe and his pals had Polish passports, but... really?
- •Los Libros BasuraI don't speak Spanish, but I think that means "trashy books".
- •Hat ManFaux Guy Fieri up top, sad pony in the back.