Guilty Culinary Pleasures
I love good food. I also love some questionable foodstuffs.
- •Potted MeatI know, I know. Just think of it as hot dog pâté.
- •VelveetaGood for dips, in cheese grits.
- •Cool WhipI prefer it to actual whipped cream. Or aerosol spray whipped cream.
- •SpaghettiosWith meatballs
- •Dinty Moore Beef StewOver canned biscuits. The shame!
- •Canned Corned Beef HashBasically Alpo. I don't care.
- •Totino's Pizza RollsSometimes, you just want to burn your mouth repeatedly.
- •Frozen Garlic BreadBad and bad for you.
- •Canned Green BeansOver fresh. Any day.
- •Canned AsparagusAlthough, I do like fresh.
- •Cheez SnaxCheez Balls are the best, then Puffs, then Curls. Cheez-Its and Cheese Nips are also delicious.
- •All Things Little DebbieFudge F***ing Rounds
- •Premade French Onion DipNext to the sour cream in the dairy case.
- •BolognaAll-Beef only. I have standards.