I love good food. I also love some questionable foodstuffs.
  1. Potted Meat
    I know, I know. Just think of it as hot dog pâté.
  2. Velveeta
    Good for dips, in cheese grits.
  3. Cool Whip
    I prefer it to actual whipped cream. Or aerosol spray whipped cream.
  4. Spaghettios
    With meatballs
  5. Dinty Moore Beef Stew
    Over canned biscuits. The shame!
  6. Canned Corned Beef Hash
    Basically Alpo. I don't care.
  7. Totino's Pizza Rolls
    Sometimes, you just want to burn your mouth repeatedly.
  8. Frozen Garlic Bread
    Bad and bad for you.
  9. Canned Green Beans
    Over fresh. Any day.
  10. Canned Asparagus
    Although, I do like fresh.
  11. Cheez Snax
    Cheez Balls are the best, then Puffs, then Curls. Cheez-Its and Cheese Nips are also delicious.
  12. All Things Little Debbie
    Fudge F***ing Rounds
  13. Premade French Onion Dip
    Next to the sour cream in the dairy case.
  14. Bologna
    All-Beef only. I have standards.