Snarky Comments I Wish I Could Make on Facebook
- •I know you hate your mother, but you are JUST LIKE HER.And the sooner you realize that, the better.
- •You really seem to hate your kids. And I don't blame you.
- •Your oldest son has a haircut that makes his head look like a penis.Seriously. Great Clips.
- •Please stop posting Minions. Please.Fucking Minions.
- •Yes, you have boobs. Every selfie you take makes that clear. Now buy a decent bra and lift 'em up.
- •Wait! You sell Advocare/Rodan and Fields/Whatever?!? I had NO IDEA!
- •Your kid is going to be thrilled with all the details you've shared about her potty training.Because Facebook is forever.
- •How the hell are you so rich?You were a complete dumbass in school.
- •Wow, your kid looks just like you. No, that's not a compliment!
- •We don't need a photo essay of your night at the bars.Also... this may be why you're still single.