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Where did you go, mystery lister?
  1. You once followed me.
  2. And now you don't.
  3. And I am sad.
  4. 😔
Am I right? Feel free to suggest more!
  1. The power to learn any language instantly.
    Then I'd know for SURE when people are talking about me on an elevators (paranoid much? I think not.)
  2. The power to be on time/early to anything.
    It's impossible otherwise.
  3. The power to stop time when showering.
    Long showers are the best until you get out and realize the day is basically over.
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I'm a fairly open book, and small talk is silly. So, if you enjoy these diverse topics of conversation, we cool.
  1. Poo.
    I don't know if it's because I work with kids, but I could talk about poo all day. No, I'm not gross, it's just fascinating and such a strong indicator of our health. I swear every female friend I know and their cousin have lower GI issues (we are in our 20's!!!) but people still blush when the topic comes up. Everybody poops, people.
  2. Uncomfortably hilarious sexual encounters.
    This topic if my favourite! Anytime I think about sex objectively, I can't help but cringe just a bit. It's great, but also the perfect instigator of some of the funniest stories I've heard/been a part of. And sharing those stories with your pals can make for a great time.
  3. Facial hair.
    I'm half Persian. The end.
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  1. Bless you.
  2. Oh, bless you again.
  3. Okay now it's been four sneezes in a row.
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  1. An unwanted bee buzzing in my direction.
  2. Balls or random objects that may be falling in my direction.
  3. My imitation of an unimpressed Persian grandmother.
    Being Persian myself, I've seen this enough times to know how to do it justice.
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  1. Step 1: Turn off my phone.
  2. Step 1 1/2: Turn phone back on.
    "I'll just check/comment on ONE more list"
  3. Step 2: Turn off my phone (again).
  4. Step - Nope, just kidding this app is waaaay too addictive.
  1. Young thug
  2. Little simz
  3. Earl sweatshirt
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  1. Too tired to go out.
  2. Classic Sunday afternoon.
  3. New frames!
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My name is very often mispronounced by others, even people I consider acquaintances. Here are some of them.
  1. "Nay-seem"
  2. "Nazum"
    THIS. As a student, Whenever I introduced myself to a professor, this is the pronunciation that was solidified in their memory for the rest of a semester.
  3. "Nisim"
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  1. Your pants will forever have paint/food/unidentifiable stains.
  2. When off work, you learn to tune out children screaming like white noise.
  3. You really root for parents at grocery stores.
    When I see an adult with a small child that is having a legit meltdown about cereal, I just want to give that parent a "you can do this!" hi-five.
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