1. navigate through crazy, narrow, deep alleys that are like mazes
  2. eat in the street and sit on very tiny stools
  3. wear bug spray to bed
  4. use a lot of gestures to communicate
  5. wash my feet 12 times a day
  6. teach kids whose names I can't pronounce properly
  7. figure out how to manoeuvre my motorbike in and out of tight parking spaces without looking too awkward
  8. put my bag in a bag which is stapled shut before I go grocery shopping
  9. be a very careful pedestrian