A list of reactions to Mad Men while @clillie sleeps. ***SPOILERS***

So I typically text my friend Caitlin while I watch Mad Men, but she is asleep, and I don't want to wake her. So she can see this in the morning when I post it.
  1. Season 6, episode 7
    "The Crash"
  2. Why is everyone on meth?
  3. Who thought this would be a good idea?
  4. Who is this hippie girl with the coins?
  5. Is don okay?
  6. Who is this woman in the apartment?
  7. She's obviously lying.
  8. Does Sally know?
  9. Oh my, is she actually telling the truth?
  10. Nope. She's stealing things.
  11. DON'T THROW THINGS AT STAN YOU'LL KILL HIM
  12. And Stan got cut.
  13. Awe, Stan likes Peggy.
  14. Season 6, episode 8
    "The Better Half"
  15. Abe got stabbed!!!
  16. I feel bad for Pete. He's unfulfilled, and I just wish things would be alright for him.
  17. But he is a brat.
  18. When did Betty get thin?
  19. This is so cute.
  20. Everyone is an alcoholic.
  21. Good, Don found some liquor.
  22. OH MAN THEY"RE DOING IT
  23. The Megan-is-an-actor storyline is boring.
  24. WHADDYA DOING TO MEGAN
  25. OH GOSH ERLENE
  26. Nvm
  27. I'm constantly torn between hating Don/Betty and loving it.
  28. It really baffles me trying to figure out if Betty is happy or not.
  29. Roger is such a bad grandparent.
  30. Ooh, Henry is here.
  31. And once again the Betty and Don pairing makes me feel unhappy and awkward.
  32. What is Bob doing in Joan's place?
  33. Does she like him now? He did help when she had to go to the doctor.
  34. I actually need these swim shorts.
  35. Peggy's weapon is a knife on a stick?
  36. OH GOSH
  37. WHAT
  38. PEGGY STABBED ABE
  39. STABBED HIM SO HARD
  40. HE'S GONNA DIE
  41. Dumb luck, guy.
  42. He hates her. He hates everything she believes in. I always thought Peggy deserved better.
  43. I don't know why she stayed with him for this long. The whole relationship seems weird to me.
  44. Bob is such a suck up!!
  45. What is he even doing?
  46. —————————————————
  47. Alright, that's enough for tonight.
  48. Caitlin, good night, and thank you for getting me into mad men. I'll get done sooner or later and we can talk about the rest of it.
  49. And to fellow listers, I'm sorry you had to endure this, please don't take offense.