ANALYSIS OF THE USEFULNESS OF EMOJIS

A couple opinions on a couple emojis.
  1. β€’
    😣
    There are too many emojis that represent "distressed" 2/10
  2. β€’
    πŸ˜€
    Also too many happy emojis. This seems to be a "medium amount of happy" emoji. I do not approve. 5/10
  3. β€’
    πŸ™ƒ
    I like to think of this as my "Everything around me is terrible but I am fine" emoji. 8/10
  4. β€’
    🀐
    Never miss an opportunity to zip those lips. 7/10
  5. β€’
    πŸ˜“
    I can't tell if this is "crying improperly" or "tired and sweaty" 4/10
  6. β€’
    πŸ‘Ή
    Is there a practical use for this emoji, other than an announcement of a trip to Africa for all the wrong reasons. 3/10
  7. β€’
    😸
    Happy cat? I don't think so. 2/10
  8. β€’
    πŸ–•
    Rude. 8/10
  9. β€’
    πŸ––
    For the Star Trek fan in your life. 9/10
  10. β€’
    πŸ‘¨πŸ»
    Looks like my dad. 6/10
  11. β€’
    🐯
    Appropriate for at least three college football teams I can think of at this moment. 5/10
  12. β€’
    πŸ¦€
    Useful for a trip to the beach. Not much else. 2/10
  13. β€’
    πŸ‡
    I can't think of a use. Maybe visiting a petting zoo. 1/10
  14. β€’
    🎍
    What is this, bamboo? 1/10
  15. β€’
    🌹
    The perfect way to say " I love you" in a completely meaningless way. 4/10
  16. β€’
    🌬
    Clouds fart too. 2/10
  17. β€’
    🍁
    Because there isn't a Marijuana emoji. 7/10
  18. β€’
    β˜ƒ
    Because using the snowman emoji and the snowing emoji is too hard. 5/10
  19. β€’
    πŸ₯
    Dual purpose doily and poorly iced cookie. 6/10
  20. β€’
    🎸
    I love a good jam sesh. 6/10
  21. β€’
    πŸš”
    Exactly what to hurriedly tweet when the officer is approaching your car. 7/10
  22. β€’
    🚏
    I'm not entirely sure what this means. 1/10
  23. β€’
    🏑
    Homey. 5/10
  24. β€’
    πŸͺ
    Everyone's favorite 24 hour building. 3/10
  25. β€’
    πŸ–²
    One button to rule them all. 2/10
  26. β€’
    πŸ’Ύ
    Outdated. But I'm glad it exists. 8/10
  27. β€’
    πŸ“Ÿ
    I'd use a pager. Not the emoji though. 1/10
  28. β€’
    πŸ’Ά
    Euro? It has its merits, but I don't like it. 4/10
  29. β€’
    βš’
    The best substitute for the hammer and sickle. 7/10
  30. β€’
    πŸ”«
    Pop pop pop, watchin fellas drop. 9/10
  31. β€’
    🚬
    Also a substitute for marijuana. 6/10
  32. β€’
    πŸ•³
    An emoji for the abyss? Sign me up. 6/10
  33. β€’
    πŸ—Ώ
    For your trip to Easter Island. 4/10
  34. β€’
    πŸ“…
    1/365
  35. β€’
    πŸ—ƒ
    For when you tweet about filing papers. 1/10
  36. β€’
    πŸ”
    In what situation is that useful? 1/10
  37. β€’
    ☒
    Visiting Chernobyl? Hit it up. 3/10
  38. β€’
    γŠ—οΈ
    … 0/10
  39. β€’
    ♨️
    For when you make it hot. 4/10
  40. β€’
    πŸŒ›
    Spoon it up, half moon style. 5/10
  41. β€’
    πŸ”±
    Symbol of Poseidon? 1/10
  42. β€’
    〽️
    For when you need to specify a unit of measurement in microns. Aka college physics. Never another time. 2/10
  43. β€’
    🌐
    This'll help explain to your friend how to access the emoji keyboard. It won't help you teach them to use them in an appropriate manner. 4/10
  44. β€’
    🚼
    Specify a babies-only bathroom. 5/10
  45. β€’
    πŸ†–
    That's a No go, boss man. 3/10
  46. β€’
    ♿️
    Shorthand for "wheelchair". 4/10
  47. β€’
    πŸŒ€
    Swirly swirl. 5/10
  48. β€’
    🚾
    Water closet, maybe? 2/10
  49. β€’
    πŸ†’
    I use this as my name when I put my number in people's phones. 7/10
  50. β€’
    πŸ”’
    Why type out four numbers when one emoji can cover it all? 5/10
  51. β€’
    ➑️
    Useful to make a maze of emojis and place arrows to mark your path. 6/10
  52. β€’
    ➰
    If you know what this means, it must have a use. 4/10
  53. β€’
    πŸ’±
    Maybe on your wildly unprepared trip to Japan. 3/10
  54. β€’
    β„’
    You gotta protect those assets, kid. 5/10
  55. β€’
    πŸ”œ
    Digging through your emojis to keep from saying "I'll be there soon" is not worth it. 2/10
  56. β€’
    πŸ”΄
    In the case that the blue circle doesn't cut it, the red circle means business. 2/10
  57. β€’
    πŸƒ
    Useless? 1/10
  58. β€’
    πŸ‘β€πŸ—¨
    Not sure what this could be. 1/10
  59. β€’
    πŸ•
    Party time. 2/10
  60. β€’
    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
    The only flag you need. 10/10
  61. β€’
    πŸ‘»
    For a good spoop. 7/10
  62. β€’
    😈
    A favorite for those naughty characters with loose morals. 8/10
  63. β€’
    😍
    The emoji I'll send you after you read this list. 9/10