EXPECTED PURCHASES IF I WON THE LOTTERY (OR BECAME RICH BY SOME OTHER VEHICLE)

If I were to become quite wealthy, in most any circumstance.
  1. Land
    Preferably 100+ acres in the rural south. In more than one parcel.
  2. Food
    For a Guatemalan village or three.
  3. Materials to build a house
    I'm going to build it myself.
  4. Boat
    A canoe, probably. Or just one of all kinds of boats.
  5. Jeep
    An old jeep. Four wheel drive. Manual transmission.
  6. Animals
    Goats, chickens, rabbits, and two cows.
  7. A state park
    Not in the sense of ownership, but sponsoring.
  8. Shares
    Adding to my portfolio.
  9. Tractor
    And accessories. For the land.
  10. An energy drink for Asian homosexuals
    I'm a fan of The office, what can I say?