Things I have done over my thanksgiving break that are shameful
  1. I haven't washed clothes much.
    Even though I didn't bring many clothes. Do the math.
  2. I'm eating spinach dip straight out of the container
    So my family doesn't know I have had spinach dip three times today.
  3. I've already finished an advent calendar.
  4. I slept through Elf
    I'm actually not ashamed of this.
  5. I watched like eight hours of parks and rec.
    Not including flight of the conchords and the office.
  6. I also slept through a couple non-extended family meals.
    Seven, to be exact.
  7. Happy thanksgiving!