HOW TO REACT WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF YOU GOT YOUR HAIR CUT

And you actually did get it cut
  1. 1.
    Say "yes, I did."
  2. 2.
    Do not say: "No, I got my ears lowered"
  3. 3.
    Do not say: "No, I got them all cut!"
  4. 4.
    Do not say: "No, I dyed the tips invisible."
  5. 5.
    Do not say: "No, it was stolen."
  6. 6.
    If you care, ask if they like it.
  7. 7.
    This is all you need to do. Seriously.