Just some quotes I like, or think are worth sharing.
  1. One never knows how loyalty is born. - Burt Cooper
  2. >I never really outgrew my fears: I just learned that I am scarier than them. - Anon
  3. When I eat, it is the food that is scared. -Ron Swanson
  4. I put food in the toilet the way God intended! -Gene Belcher
  5. Somewhere there's a convenience store parking lot worried sick about these teens. -Louise Belcher
  6. It's America, there's always a bar. -Taco
  7. Today, smoking is going to save lives. -Dwight Schrute
  8. Violence is seldom the answer, but when it is the answer it is the only answer -T. Larkin
  9. Criminals, by their very nature, break laws. -Tim, MAC
  10. Blowing minds, for a limited time -Taco Bell
  11. You don't identify with the bulb, but with the light. -Pete Holmes
  12. Society speaks and all men listen, mountains speak, and wise men listen. -John Muir
  13. Chop your own wood, it'll warm you twice as fast. -Henry Ford
  14. Laugh it up, fuzz ball! -Han Solo
  15. They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid. -Dwight Schrute