(UN)ACCEPTABLE REASONS TO TAKE THE DAY OFF WORK

  1. I forgot to do laundry
  2. I tripped when I got out of bed, so I got back in.
  3. My windshield was frozen
  4. I didn't have the ingredients for a healthy, well balanced breakfast
  5. How it's made was on
  6. I got caught up researching game theory
  7. I tried to set up a PayPal to donate money to Wikipedia
  8. I won an eBay bidding war for a collectible Power Rangers figurine and USPS tracking says it's supposed to deliver between 9 am and 2 pm today.
    Suggested by   @justanavrgguy