DO YOU EVEN CARE THAT I'VE BEEN MISSING?

This is just like the time
  1. I ran away and my family didn't send a search party.
  2. I stopped talking to a guy I was casually dating and he was okay with that and then got married.
  3. I skipped a social event and the group didn't drunkenly call and slur "where the fuck are you, betch?"