- •Assume your chiropractor is joking when he says he can't touch his toes then laugh at him and say "h'okay."
- •Share with a large group of creative people that you absolutely prefer any east coast accent - EVEN JERSEY, maybe even especially - over a British one.
- •Ask "did you put your mouth on this?" when gifted a kazoo.
- •Eat something that's made your mouth feel like it's been chemically burned in the past.
- •Expect an old lady to smile back.
- •Forget to connect to your Bluetooth headphones when playing Pac's "Hit 'em Up" while in your Uber pool.