1. I muttered "suck my dick" to all of traffic during my commute.
  2. I texted my connect asking what the standard cost in Chicago is for a decent grade of an eighth.
  3. I just bought a Monster energy drink because it was on sale and the line for Starbucks was too long and I paid for half in change.
  4. My socks are mismatched.
  5. I'm about to staple my bra so that the exposed under wire does not create an even bigger blood stain.