Don't Let This Blazer Fool You
- •I muttered "suck my dick" to all of traffic during my commute.
- •I texted my connect asking what the standard cost in Chicago is for a decent grade of an eighth.
- •I just bought a Monster energy drink because it was on sale and the line for Starbucks was too long and I paid for half in change.
- •My socks are mismatched.
- •I'm about to staple my bra so that the exposed under wire does not create an even bigger blood stain.