Musical Cues That I Have Alcohol Poisoning
- •I've forgotten the lyrics to Air Force Ones/Ignition (remix)/Return of the Mack.
- •I attempt Mariah's runs/Jewel's yodels/Dolly's trills/Hova's Brooklyn accent.
- •I'm not rolling my eyes at the entire bar shouting Don't Stop Believing/Sweet Caroline/Paradise by the Dashboard Light.
- •I earnestly perform Smells Like Teen Spirit at karaoke.