Musical Cues That I Have Alcohol Poisoning

  1. I've forgotten the lyrics to Air Force Ones/Ignition (remix)/Return of the Mack.
  2. I attempt Mariah's runs/Jewel's yodels/Dolly's trills/Hova's Brooklyn accent.
  3. I'm not rolling my eyes at the entire bar shouting Don't Stop Believing/Sweet Caroline/Paradise by the Dashboard Light.
  4. I earnestly perform Smells Like Teen Spirit at karaoke.