OBLIG CHAD LOVE LIST

@sarahgorman @georgeviebranzjr - I'll never stop talking about America's sweetheart:
  1. Insatiable carnivore.
  2. Uses the phrase "ta da!" Followed by "I'm correct."
    Get ready, people, this will be constantly dropped when communicating with me.
  3. Lover of puppies.
  4. Seems like he is negging, but actually not really?
  5. Legit logically sound.
  6. Understands that men and women can playfully ball bust. Like, for real. It's fun.
  7. Seriously, eating wings by a fire place? That is the dream. That is my dream.
  8. Reasonable relationship boundaries and expectations.
  9. SERIOUSLY, stuffing his smirking mouth with deli meat during the rose ceremony?
  10. Sometimes metaphors are hard. Even for smart people.
  11. Cites "West Side Story"
  12. When pushed, says "I'll knock your teeth out." Which is scary and funny.
  13. Just, again, his relationship to food.
    I AM PRAYING AND WAITING FOR HIM TO SAY THE PHRASE "cheat day."