Re: The Er

  1. Holding my pee so as not to miss my name being called so I'll probably also ask for a UTI treatment for preventative measure.
  2. Literally had to hold my pee two hours ago while standing in line before handing it to a man who looks like Rodney Dangerfield with a ponytail.
  3. Cops with a dude handcuffed to a wheelchair and rolling on x type sitch happening.
  4. Dude rolled his eyes at me and I can't tell if it's the drugs or camaraderie.
  5. Cop's text alert sound is "yabba dabba doo!"
  6. My ovaries are like "is this worth it? Maybe we're making this a bigger deal than it is. We're so emotional. But that's valid and should be taken seriously! We just, we wish you'd notice."