1. If a woman slowly descends into a pool with vacant eyes and her clothes on.
  2. Saying affirmations in the mirror.
  3. Practicing important statements in the mirror.
  4. When a neighbor rightfully complains about noise levels.
  5. If anyone reacts negatively to an alarm clock/ hits snooze.
  6. Drunk dialing montage full of erratic behavior and contradictory emotional proclamations.
  7. When it's been the nice guy all along.