THINGS FOUR YEAR OLDS HAVE SAID TO ME WHILE TEACHING ART

  1. You're really clumsy
  2. I don't want to make friends
  3. I can't make art today because my brain was destroyed and is being rebuilt
  4. My mommy told me that babies come from the universe and not a uterus
  5. I would want your hair to be like Elsa but it's not pretty enough
  6. Do you have a baby in your belly?
  7. I like your skin
  8. My mommy's clothes are nicer than yours
  9. I want the tooth fairy to come because she brings my sister $25