PEOPLE I THINK ARE SITTING NEXT TO ME

Having lunch at two hands coffee with a friend and like everyone is someone
  1. Lake bell. Pretty sure it's her. We just had a debate and I won when we imdb'd her.
  2. Fake @john. He's wearing your glasses and has a watch that might also be stolen from your collection. Leather jacket and all
  3. The Asian food blogger that you have no idea who she is but you will like her picture tonight and have a major moment of enlightenment in bed.
  4. The startup around the corner that does some fashion shit and just hired her first female CEO. They are such a startup because they drink tea from a mason jar with a red straw.
  5. Israeli broker who lives in a stabilized rent apartment
  6. Swedish girl who just moved to NYC and finds the brick wall behind her so cool.