THINGS I'D LIKE MY MOM TO PAY FOR IN PERPETUITY

I don't know about you, but being 22 is not all Tay Tay said it was. #adulting is hard
  1. Gel manicures
    I'll cover pedicures
  2. Blow outs
    necessary to find an NJB husband
  3. Monthly Subway card
  4. SoulCycle
    also husband-seeking related, also less expensive than therapy
  5. Therapy
  6. Anything one can purchase from Duane Reade and/or Target
  7. Anything one can purchase from Whole Foods