Reasons I Can't Sleep at My Mom's House

  1. Had a vivid dream that i was making out with an unexpected celebrity person who i kind of know but they got bit by a bunch of red ants while we were kissing so that woke me up
  2. There are two cats having what sounds like very passionate sex outside the window
  3. My aunt barbie wakes up at 5 am and loudly makes coffee while also loudly humming to herself
  4. I am sleeping in a cot in the living room