MY FAVORITE EMOJIS AND WHY
When I use emojis I pick them carefully. I don't just throw them around like racist slurs at Donald Trump rallies.
- •😏If this isn't one of your favorites, who are you? This little smirking guy is up to no good and can make any text inappropriate.
- •😔When you're sad. Or pretending to be sad. But not crying. All of the ones with tears are far too dramatic for me. (See: 😭😪😢😥😰😓)
- •😒This is the emoji version of "k". And is accompanied with the sound "UGH."
- •💁This bitch is sassy and she's always right. She's best used after a humble brag if you really want to get your point across.
- •👌When you don't have the time to text back and say "sounds Gucci!" This will do.
- •🌚🌝I mean come on, who couldn't love these little sneaky moon friends. If makes you wonder what the moon knows that we don't. TELL US, MOON.
- •👐I don't know what these are doing but I like to use it like this "👐hatever"