What I Wanted to Be Growing Up, Chronologically

I still want to be most of these things
  1. 1.
    A "pet store lady"
  2. 2.
    A veterinarian
  3. 3.
    A massage therapist
  4. 4.
    An animal rights lawyer
  5. 5.
    A sex therapist (strictly before I had engaged in literally any sexual activity)
  6. 6.
    A magazine editor
  7. 7.
    A rabbi
  8. 8.
    A high school English teacher
  9. 9.
    A book editor
  10. 10.
    A novelist
  11. 11.
    A designer of book jackets
  12. 12.
    An art director at an advertising agency
  13. 13.
    A bookstore proprietor
  14. 14.
    A petting zookeeper