Is it valid for me to seriously blame Mercury in retrograde or am I really shitty at challenging myself?
  1. Eat a salad everyday in May.
    I've done it *most* days maybe.
  2. Go to the gym 6 times a week.
    To be cute for Bonnaroo.
  3. Journal 3 times a week.
  4. Read a new book by May 15.
    Instead I started watching Game of Thrones.
  5. Clean your damn room.
  6. Dust your damn room.
    Whoops again.
  7. Spend less money.