In all likelihood I'll probably maybe go.
  1. My bed is comfy.
  2. The gym smells bad.
  3. I'm too full.
  4. What's the point anymore?
  5. I'll probably see a naked person in the locker room that I definitely didn't want to see
  6. My bed is too comfy.
  7. If I go to the gym, I have to shower tonight.
    Very, very valid.
  8. All the machines I want to use will probably be broken or occupied.
  9. I could start Game Of Thrones instead of going to the gym.
  10. Ughhhhh.