REASONS TO NOT GO TO THE GYM

In all likelihood I'll probably maybe go.
  1. My bed is comfy.
  2. The gym smells bad.
  3. I'm too full.
  4. What's the point anymore?
  5. I'll probably see a naked person in the locker room that I definitely didn't want to see
  6. My bed is too comfy.
  7. If I go to the gym, I have to shower tonight.
    Very, very valid.
  8. All the machines I want to use will probably be broken or occupied.
  9. I could start Game Of Thrones instead of going to the gym.
  10. Ughhhhh.