THOUGHTS WHILE EATING A LARGE BOWL OF KALE

Accompanied with pictures of kale
  1. OKAY here we go! Healthy healthy healthy!
  2. Not too shabby. I seasoned this well.
  3. I am a health god. This kale has given me strength to fortify myself at the gym later on.
  4. Yes this is so good. Maybe I will make myself a kale smoothie before I go to the gym.
  5. ...
  6. Huh, this bowl of kale seems to go on forever.
  7. You know what would go well with this? A cheesestick.
  8. God I really am healthy. Eating kale instead of cheese.
  9. Kale is like seriously healthy. Maybe so much so that, because I'm eating it, I won't have to go to the gym.
  10. Jesus Christ when does this end?
  11. I am so healthy. So fit and healthy. Healthiest lunch in the office.
  12. Fuck kale though.
    Tomorrow I will love you again.