THOUGHTS WHILE EATING A LARGE BOWL OF KALE
Accompanied with pictures of kale
- •OKAY here we go! Healthy healthy healthy!
- •Not too shabby. I seasoned this well.
- •I am a health god. This kale has given me strength to fortify myself at the gym later on.
- •Yes this is so good. Maybe I will make myself a kale smoothie before I go to the gym.
- •Huh, this bowl of kale seems to go on forever.
- •You know what would go well with this? A cheesestick.
- •God I really am healthy. Eating kale instead of cheese.
- •Kale is like seriously healthy. Maybe so much so that, because I'm eating it, I won't have to go to the gym.
- •Jesus Christ when does this end?
- •I am so healthy. So fit and healthy. Healthiest lunch in the office.
- •Fuck kale though.Tomorrow I will love you again.