DO YOU HAVE A SINUS INFECTION?

Inspired by ListApp's very own genius @Nicholas
  1. You are happy to be alive.
    You do not have a sinus infection.
  2. You laugh and mucus comes out of your nose.
    You have a sinus infection.
  3. You laugh and mucus comes out of your chest and into your mouth.
    You have a sinus infection.
  4. You have energy and feel like partaking in your daily activities.
    You do not have a sinus infection.
  5. You haven't washed your hair in a week.
    You have a sinus infection.
  6. You have lost three pounds and don't have an appetite.
    You have a sinus infection
  7. You're head hurts so badly you can't think.
    You have a sinus infection.
  8. You have a fever and can't get out of bed.
    You have a sinus infection.
  9. You're at work, feeling great and ready for the weekend!
    You don't have a sinus infection.
  10. You're invited to a party and you can attend like promised
    You don't have a sinus infection.
  11. Sorry Jim, I can't make it to your party like I said I could, I have a really bad sinus infection
    You have a sinus infection.