FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY DRINKING GAME

I watched 50 Shades for the first time tonight. Below are my instructions for how to get very drunk while watching.
  1. Drink every time Anastasia bites her lip
  2. Drink every time I ask how Dakota Johnson got her ass to look like that
  3. Drink every time Christian makes you squirm
    Because of the cheesy dialogue
  4. Drink every time you guess what the next line is going to be
  5. Drink every time you see one of his Audis
  6. Drink every time the relationship borders on domestic abuse
  7. Drink every time Anastasia moans in an unbelievable manner
  8. Drink every time Christian runs his fingers along Anastasia's face
  9. Drink every time there's some obvious and poorly placed innuendo
  10. Drink every time Christian shows up to Anastasia's location unannounced
  11. Drink every time you have to ask what something in his playroom is
  12. Drink every time the Weeknd plays
  13. Drink every time Christian says "I'm fifty shades of fucked up"
    It's only once but take an extra long sip for my favorite laugh out loud moment in the movie