23 going on 16
  1. Shattered my iPhone screen
    My third iPhone over the course of four years and this was my first screen shatter
  2. Lost my keys
    Today, at Brandy Melville. Terrible place to lose keys. There's a chance they will turn up but it's not looking good. Lost my car key, moms car key, house keys, and sentimental Tiffany key ring
  3. Had sex while text messaging
    Had some important texts coming in during coitus. Had to answer them. 💃🏻