I'm adaptive as fuck
  1. My iPhone screen shattering.
    Going on five days. Typing this list behind the most profoundly shattered screen but I am hella resilient. I am like a redwood tree whose branches get obstructed but then I keep growing out from the obstruction.
  2. My mom being out of town
    Thought I was going to regress but I thrived like the grown ass woman I am.
  3. This mosquito bite that bit me under my eye. Rocking the "I just got punched in the face look".
  4. Being out of the womb
    Story says the moment I was born I raced to my moms tit cause my survival instincts have been on fleek since literally day one
  5. Life after college
    Jk still working on this one but get at me