In a very bizarre universe
  1. The person who tucks in Jon Hamm's Brooks Brothers shirts on Mad Men
  2. Hairdresser to @miragonz
  3. Female Louis CK impersonator
  4. @keonovak's personal assistant
  5. Dermatologist to people with nearly perfect skin
  6. Alicia Florrick's lawyer
  7. Binge-watcher
  8. Note-card writer
  9. Cinnamon roll taste tester
  10. Mansplaining patrol officer