REASONS ME AND MY SISTER @Z HAVE DIFFERENT LAST NAMES

This one goes out to @samboyd
  1. 1.
    Zara got fed up with Lipson
  2. 2.
    I didn't
  3. 3.
    Zara started using Lisbon as a last name
  4. 4.
    I kept using Lipson
  5. 5.
    She is a writer and has tattoos and can do radical things like change her last name
  6. 6.
    I can't
  7. 7.
    We can't agree on a last name and now we have two different names