This one goes out to @samboyd
  1. Zara got fed up with Lipson
  2. I didn't
  3. Zara started using Lisbon as a last name
  4. I kept using Lipson
  5. She is a writer and has tattoos and can do radical things like change her last name
  6. I can't
  7. We can't agree on a last name and now we have two different names