THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD GIRLS AND BAD GIRLS
Who knew being bad could feel so good?
- 1.Good girls straighten their hair, bad girls rarely wash their hair but it looks good anyway
- 2.Good girls pierce each of their ears with 1-2 holes, bad girls pierce their nose, their septum and or (REALLY bad girls,) their nipples
- 3.Bad girls have tattoos, good girls have a friend who has a lot of tattoos
- 4.Good girls wear bras with underwire from Victoria's Secret, bad girls wear flimsy lace camisoles that show their possibly pierced nipples
- 5.Good girls are shy and either don't have opinions or keep their opinions to themselves, bad girls tell you exactly what they are thinking
- 6.Good girls wear Tory Burch and Michael Kors, bad girls look good without showing you what brand they are wearing
- 7.Good girls don't masturbate or talk about sex, bad girls know where other bad girls keep their vibrators
- 8.Good girls have sex with the lights off in missionary under the covers, bad girls do things that don't get written about on the list app
- 9.Bad girls have electric blood
- 10.Good girls don't know what's good for them
- 11.Bad girls are the life of the party and the life of life. They are beautiful and sad and tragic and powerful and alive and free.