THINGS I THOUGHT WHILE BABYSITTING A HOLIDAY PARTY FILLED WITH DILFS AND MILFS AND BEAUTIFUL BABIES
- 1.Hope you are enjoying this now cause you're all going to be divorced in under ten years
- 2.Where did you find your husband who is so good with your children?
- 3.Is that a ring on his left finger or light reflecting on his hand?
- 4.Jesus children can be brats
- 5.I don't want to have boys
- 6.Damn this babies head smells so good, why do babies heads smell so good? Remember to google this
- 7.The liquor selection is so good and I can't drink any of it
- 8.Am I allowed to eat this food?
- 9.Am I the help? Am I a guest? I think I'm the gelp.