1. Hope you are enjoying this now cause you're all going to be divorced in under ten years
  2. Where did you find your husband who is so good with your children?
  3. Is that a ring on his left finger or light reflecting on his hand?
  4. Jesus children can be brats
  5. I don't want to have boys
  6. Damn this babies head smells so good, why do babies heads smell so good? Remember to google this
  7. The liquor selection is so good and I can't drink any of it
  8. Am I allowed to eat this food?
  9. Am I the help? Am I a guest? I think I'm the gelp.