THINGS I THOUGHT WHILE BABYSITTING A HOLIDAY PARTY FILLED WITH DILFS AND MILFS AND BEAUTIFUL BABIES
- •Hope you are enjoying this now cause you're all going to be divorced in under ten years
- •Where did you find your husband who is so good with your children?
- •Is that a ring on his left finger or light reflecting on his hand?
- •Jesus children can be brats
- •I don't want to have boys
- •Damn this babies head smells so good, why do babies heads smell so good? Remember to google this
- •The liquor selection is so good and I can't drink any of it
- •Am I allowed to eat this food?
- •Am I the help? Am I a guest? I think I'm the gelp.