THINGS THAT ARE WRONG WITH MY 2005 VOLVO S40

  1. It doesn't have an auxiliary cord
  2. There is a leak in the sunroof
  3. It gets 20 mpg
  4. It has 114k miles on it
  5. It hasn't been washed in three months
  6. The bumper is fully scuffed
  7. The side bumper fell off two years ago
  8. The paint is scratched
  9. It's not an Audi