- •I just want to watch the Entourage movie in peace without my inner feminist bothering me
- •How many Justin's peanut butter cups is too many?
- •Jesus I bought these as treats to eat at work after lunch, not to eat them all in one day...
- •Are they going to ban me from being able to return to Nordstrom? Am I on some kind of watch-list?
- •If I eat some asparagus I can have more peanut butter cups?
- •Very sad, I just ate my last peanut butter cup. What now?
- •Life is meaningless without peanut butter cups. I'm gonna go shower and then wallow and mourn for my peanut butter cup loss