THOUGHTS TODAY

  1. I just want to watch the Entourage movie in peace without my inner feminist bothering me
  2. How many Justin's peanut butter cups is too many?
  3. Jesus I bought these as treats to eat at work after lunch, not to eat them all in one day...
  4. Are they going to ban me from being able to return to Nordstrom? Am I on some kind of watch-list?
  5. If I eat some asparagus I can have more peanut butter cups?
  6. Very sad, I just ate my last peanut butter cup. What now?
  7. Life is meaningless without peanut butter cups. I'm gonna go shower and then wallow and mourn for my peanut butter cup loss