1. She was really nice to me growing up
  2. She's still really nice to me
    (Except when she's tired, hungry, working...future list five conditions that stop Zara from being nice to me)
  3. She has strange addictions
    Acrylic nails, sunburns
  4. She is hella smart
  5. We share 50% of the same DNA
    I just graduated from college