UNCOMFORTABLE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY
- •I got hit on buy a man at the Santa Monica Homeopathic Pharmacy
- •He said he liked my boots
- •Then I walked out and he followed behind me and he said he liked more than my boots he liked my "whole body" and that I was a very beautiful woman
- •I said that's very kind of you as I was walking as far away from him as possible
- •He said "I'm a kind person"
- •I watched him drive away in his awkward black Acura