UNCOMFORTABLE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY

  1. 1.
    I got hit on buy a man at the Santa Monica Homeopathic Pharmacy
  2. 2.
    He said he liked my boots
  3. 3.
    Then I walked out and he followed behind me and he said he liked more than my boots he liked my "whole body" and that I was a very beautiful woman
  4. 4.
    I said that's very kind of you as I was walking as far away from him as possible
  5. 5.
    He said "I'm a kind person"
  6. 6.
    I watched him drive away in his awkward black Acura